Made in the USA

Thor For President I, Thor, as President of the United States, pledge to bring normalcy back to our daily lives where we feel safe to leave our children at schools, criminals are behind bars, and the government is not intruding in our lives. These are my (I mean our) issues.

I, Thor, pledge to defend and protect the constitution of the United States of America. As President, this is what I will do:

1. Build a wall across our southern border.
2. Build a wall across our northern border.



Now, You Ask How? The Guest Builder Program will start the first week that I begin the Presidency. If someone wants to come to the U.S., they would apply at the border. They would first be screened for communicable diseases, and a criminal background check would be done. Following that, for two years the undocumented worker would work, building our fence (wall). During the two year enlistment in the GBP (Guest Builder Program), they would receive $8.00 per hour, free meals, and a place to stay in Katrina style FEMA trailers. Once the two years of service is finished, the undocumented worker would be assigned a GBP number, similar to a social security number. They would then be able to enter the U.S. as a guest worker. Following that, if they want to be a U.S. citizen, they would do it the old fashioned way by starting at the end of the line. Until they go through the process of becoming a U.S. citizen, they would not have a right to vote.



3. A 5% tax cut for everybody. The producers of these United States do not owe the non-producers of these United States.
4. Eliminate all death taxes. My child had to put up with me. He's earned it, not an undocumented immigrant.
5. Give all military personnel a 15% pay raise. They deserve it.
6. A base line budget cut of 5% across the board, just like every home in America.
7. No new spending. It's not the government's money. It's your money.
8. This is one of my favorites. Put a judge or parole board member in jail act. If a criminal is let out of jail and commits another crime, the judge or parole board member must serve at least five to twenty years in prison, depending on the severity of the crime. I think this will keep these criminals behind bars (if it is society that creates these criminals, then it is surely the judges or parole board members who let them back into society to commit more crimes).
9. Stop all foreign aid. Give the other countries the opportunity to find the strength and resources from within.
10. Use all of my Presidential powers to dissolve the A.C.L.U. (Let the A.C.L.U. and NAMBLA try this crap in Iran, where they have no gays).
11. Re-enact all sedition laws.
12. Get the U.S. out of the U.N., and get the U.N. out of the U.S. Let them go to Iran also.
13. No new spending. Did I say that already, no new spending. You can't afford it.
14. All pornography websites must have a "www." site named "xxx." No exceptions. Children do not have the same first amendment rights as the pervs do.
15. When one judge over-rides the will of the voter, this President will over-ride the will of the judge.
16. Sales of our national interest, such as port security, missile technology, military information trading, etc. will be considered treasonous. Saving a dollar at the expense of national security is no bargain.
17. I'll do everything in my Presidential power to eliminate the idea of a North American union. No common currency.

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